Top 10 Things That Jon Will Not Want For (This) Christmas!

well hello, dear readers of jonolist. while we're relaxing under the yellow crescent moon in the sky, Jon is also relaxing under the same yellow crescent moon in the sky. the only catch is that, he's in Bali now, so that leaves just me here to vandalise this precious blorg in his absence!! muahahaha. *evil laugh*

okay, you don't have to guess who i am, no no, no need to rack your brains for the answer (i can already hear those rusty gears clanking.). i didn't *gasp* blog-jack his blog! i will tell you who i am... now. are you ready? *ahem* i am.. that

cute
lovable
shiny
pretty
adorable
charming
sweet
entertaining
er... gentle
errr... winsome
errrrrr... okay whatever blahblahblah girl. lor.

:) big smile! say hello!! thank you thank you for your applause! hahaha.
(i'd better not regret agreeing to write this entry anytime in the future.)

alrighty. enough of my nonsense, eh? i'm just an innocent guest blorgger invited by Jon to fill up this space while he's gone on his holiday. (that twerp had better keep his promise and bring back a hot tanned and handsome guy back for me.) i'm better known as sadako when my hair is down, or more likely, as that mop of hair in the picture below:

horror movie

as we all know, Jon is an extremely capable student (capable in seducing my crushes), is an incredibly good cook (he makes a living tempting people with pictures of his homemade pasta in the middle of the night when everybody's too tired to get out of bed to whip up a meal), and never fails to dispense well-meaning advice to those who need it (he scolds me). and now he's not in Singapore! let's all rejoice! =D

on to our topic of the day. Jon, like the control freak he is, wants me to maintain the high standards that he's set on his blorg, so he made me write according to his wishes. so cruel hor. and he's not even paying me for it. hmph. anyway, today's topic is.... *drum roll*

Top 10 Things That Jon Will Not Want For (This) Christmas!

counting down..

10. Jon will not want to be domesticated like these guys!!
ntuc uncles
these unlucky guys, who are usually manly, were made to carry all the stuff while we girls strolled along behind. lucky us! (and luckily for me, all their backs were facing me, so none of them can sue me for slander because nobody can recognise them like that. haha.)

9. Jon will not want you to know what he's actually doing in this clip.
caught on camera!
to learn more about this, check back here again in the next few days. i will personally unearth, dissect and document Jon's se bei bei (perverted) habits.

8. Jon will not want to sit in a car that i'm driving in.
zoom zoom
*duh*. i haven't got my license yet haha...

7. Jon will not want a set of korean drama vcds/dvds.
summer scent
no, he does not want to watch sappy korean shows (unlike me), whether or not bae yong jun is acting in it. because he's jealous of bae yong jun's manly charms.

on the other hand, being the se bei bei that he is, he might just want the dvd to this:
untold scandal
(images courtesy of lan nhi.)

6. Jon will not want anything to do with boybands.
hot
if you ask me, he's just anal that he's not as popular as the pretty boys.
(image courtesy of mtvindia.)

5. Jon will not want these horoscope pooh bear soft toys.
poooh
aiyo, but so cute leh. :(
(image courtesy of creationscelebrations.)

4. Jon will not want these kawaii ne doggy hair clips.
clipclip
pity, cuz i think they'll suit him, no? =) imagine Jon with hair clips.... hm.

jon in the middle
oh look how pretty our dear Jon has become! (sorry lah, i too cheapskate, no money buy photoshop, but like that quite nice already right?) i can't imagine why he said doesn't want hairclips leh in his wishlist, i think he looks pretty good in 'em..
(hairclip image courtesy of klutziluv.)

3. Jon will not want this funny t-shirt.
chick magnet
you know why? because he (mistakenly) believes that he is so much more tanned and fit and muscular and trim and lean and blah blah blah than the guy featured on the shirt.
(image courtesy of teesnthings.)

2. Jon will not want Kleenex in boxes.
padding
he's too lazy to take em' out of the box before padding his bra, and therefore would like those that come with no boxes at all.
(image courtesy of frallans.)

1. Jon will definitely not want to see this:
click to enlarge
heh. need i say more?
(screenshot adaptation courtesy of nus.)

stay tuned! the next topic will be "12 Things That Jon Secretly Wants His Lover To Give Him"! lol. i hope he makes my death short and easy when he comes back... tata~