Worst Denki

Took a trip down to Junction 8 Best Denki after a hearty dinner. My uncle was going to get one of those big TVs, you know the military grade weapons ones? The ones that burn your eyes? no no? never heard of the lethal plasma ray? Okay so he wanted a big screen plasma tv. Soccer looks better on it, Lord of the Rings has looks more Tolkien and Naked Chef, you finally realise on the plasma, isn't really naked.

One thing i hate about these electronic stores are the sales staff. Can't they just keep to themselves? And when i really want to enquire i will approach you, just stand around at your little corner and NOT BUG ME. please.....

1. Gladiator was showing on a philips LCD. Maximus was so into stabbing some tiger in the stadium, all the intensity and violence. Dad was captivated, bro was telling me all the slick moves Russell Crowe was going to do to the poor feline. Then we were INTRUDED by this uncle, "Philip's screen is much brighter than the ichiban's, only $_____(some 4 digit number) "

Get lost lah, i wanna see him trash the tiger, we'll talk about what's brighter later okay?

boom! so wanna show him the Face Palm.

2. Why do they always play Nemo on the priciest TVs? those 5 digit ones?
Guy in ugly psuedo japanese suit irritates with "Hello, this is the latest from Japan, now on sale" Me gives WTF look, piang eh! Face Palm

3. This one is abit out of point but i was just commenting to my brother about this oversized shaver on display. I said "wah lau eh so big, how to !excuse me, are you looking for a shaver?" Oui? I tell you i was so gonna take one of those shavers and shaft it up his.....argh nevermind! $#^@#$^Face Palm!

4. Aside from the sales staff, there are also weird stuff like this -

You know Dan Brown's book of lies has really got into us. What's worse it's only 38 bucks? WTF? 38 Sinagpore Dollars? damn you tasteless phone designer. What made this worse was when me and my bro tried to sneak a picture of us using the phone (for the sake of humour of course) this lady comes up and tries to intro us some dunnoe what lah. ipods? Couldn't care less as FACE PALM was blocking her from our sight.

I wish those people learn some fine art in serving customers, let me enjoy your short movie screenings and weird gadgets, when i want to buy that oversized iron or new juice extractor, I will bug you NOT you bug me okay or get more

-FACE PALM!
- wtf Stare!
- wah lau ehs!