(INSERT lame title here)
"Say, Ooh La La, Say zoom. Come on, Come on
Say HO00000....HHHHOOOOOooooo!!!!"
While The Wiseguy's Ooh La la plays in the background, i shall attempt at the impossible and make whoever who reads this more in tune with the rest of the world. I'm typing half sober, drunk on 100-Plus, with much strain on my calfs. Covered 8km today (that's makes this weeks grand total to 28 kilos! woohoo!), it feels great, wait let me rephrase...it FELT great. Now i just winch at everystep. Take my advice, don't ( never/avoid/shun/steer/clear) sprint when you see girls and appear "macho", do it once twice but never EVAR 99 times. Next time i'll just drive in my ferrari slowly, for now i'll just stick to running.
Enough crapping let's prepare your fix of serious good non-sensical stuff that more than deserves your devoted right click & open a new window/tab.
CSI Board Game
Move aside monopoly! Saw this selling at Toys'r'Us. Don't the words Grissom Cards and Incrimnating Evidence just get you in the mood for some crime solving?
Coca-Cola Blak
Yes i know, but it's spelt BLAK. It an "in thing" nw to ct to tak out som vowls.
Coke's lame attempt at tempting us Coke junkies to join the dark side and be one with the coffee junkies.Well? Fat hope.... (the irony here being this coke contains half the calorie content) har har.....
Girls sues Mum
We hear this all the time but what makes this one interesting is because Mummy gave away all her pets. Damn! justice! justice!
Christian Wrestling
Yes this exist. One part says they want to "join hands with you and make an IMPACT on your community" erm? join hands and impact?
oh one more! this one excites me the most.
New Da Vinci Code Trailer
The first teaser sucked. This one is a gazillion times better. Shows Tom Hanks plays Langdon with an awful haircut and Sophie played by Audrey Tautou really looks the part. Come 19 May 2006 the whole wolrd will be lied to again. The Priory of Sion never existed okay! There is no bloodline....oops did i let out too much? heck everyone read the book. Dan Brown is a great writer i admit but the book is more non-fiction than Star Wars.
Oh anyone can help me guest blog? i'll be away from 17th to 20th? email me please, i gurantee you'll get more than just a "My friend went to Bali and all he got was this t-shirt" t-shirt.
Master Jon has let us out! haha dumbass. Let's make a fast one!
Oh no! caught on camera!
Say HO00000....HHHHOOOOOooooo!!!!"
While The Wiseguy's Ooh La la plays in the background, i shall attempt at the impossible and make whoever who reads this more in tune with the rest of the world. I'm typing half sober, drunk on 100-Plus, with much strain on my calfs. Covered 8km today (that's makes this weeks grand total to 28 kilos! woohoo!), it feels great, wait let me rephrase...it FELT great. Now i just winch at everystep. Take my advice, don't ( never/avoid/shun/steer/clear) sprint when you see girls and appear "macho", do it once twice but never EVAR 99 times. Next time i'll just drive in my ferrari slowly, for now i'll just stick to running.
Enough crapping let's prepare your fix of serious good non-sensical stuff that more than deserves your devoted right click & open a new window/tab.
CSI Board Game
Move aside monopoly! Saw this selling at Toys'r'Us. Don't the words Grissom Cards and Incrimnating Evidence just get you in the mood for some crime solving?
Coca-Cola Blak
Yes i know, but it's spelt BLAK. It an "in thing" nw to ct to tak out som vowls.
Coke's lame attempt at tempting us Coke junkies to join the dark side and be one with the coffee junkies.Well? Fat hope.... (the irony here being this coke contains half the calorie content) har har.....
Girls sues Mum
We hear this all the time but what makes this one interesting is because Mummy gave away all her pets. Damn! justice! justice!
Christian Wrestling
Yes this exist. One part says they want to "join hands with you and make an IMPACT on your community" erm? join hands and impact?
oh one more! this one excites me the most.
New Da Vinci Code Trailer
The first teaser sucked. This one is a gazillion times better. Shows Tom Hanks plays Langdon with an awful haircut and Sophie played by Audrey Tautou really looks the part. Come 19 May 2006 the whole wolrd will be lied to again. The Priory of Sion never existed okay! There is no bloodline....oops did i let out too much? heck everyone read the book. Dan Brown is a great writer i admit but the book is more non-fiction than Star Wars.
Oh anyone can help me guest blog? i'll be away from 17th to 20th? email me please, i gurantee you'll get more than just a "My friend went to Bali and all he got was this t-shirt" t-shirt.
Master Jon has let us out! haha dumbass. Let's make a fast one!
Oh no! caught on camera!
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