Jon's Alter Ego Speaks
Finally I get to speak! While Jon is half drunk with cheap red wine and bloated with BBQ goodies I, his alter ego, have decided to take over for the day. I have alot of things to say about Jon, before i start to break down and do a fight club-ish thing, i need to speak HIS mind in this lame but easy to read list.
1. Jon has yet to take his driving lesson! What a loser! He's procrastinating! Why? I don't know why. He lives a few bus stops away from ssdc and yet he's too lazy. GET UP! I wanna drive!
2. Jon picked up his camera this month. FINALLY! That sexy piece of metal and glass....oooo I miss the seductive sound of the shutter so much. I call that SLR my BMF (Big M___ F___) , shhh.....don't tell Jon. I know he really wants a new one now, some Digital piece of crap, HEY! i prefer old skool! Chicks dig that retro stuff!
3. Jon got himself really burnt in Bali okay he had fun but I DID NOT! Why did he not take any pictures of the hot Japanese Babes?????? okay that receptionist was cute, so why no clearer pic? all he took was a lame ass darkshot!
4. Jon actually allowed the cancellation of his SCV sports channel. Loser! Now he can't watch Liverpool trash Newcastle lar!
5. Jon should just bid for his core modules and do three mods for next semester. Slack off a little and stop hanging out at the library cuz all the chicks are in Dentistry!
6. Spend less time online. loserish. Stop going Basheer and National Library, enough Kino and no Popular! That's all you did for the hols? Where are the hot chicks?
7. Can he just DON'T GIVE A DAMN to his grades and "cannot make it" cap score. Lousy than lousy lor.
8. Before he turns into a ball of lard, Jon needs to run more. Pretty loser of him to skip this year's marathon. So many pretty girls! wasted wasted....hai....
9. Jon found himself humming to "Sugarbabes-Push the Button" while running just now.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
10. Jon is a homophobe even though he denies it. He's okay with gays and all but the idea of it just makes his hair stand.
There! more dirty little secrets next time he gets semi-drunk.
1. Jon has yet to take his driving lesson! What a loser! He's procrastinating! Why? I don't know why. He lives a few bus stops away from ssdc and yet he's too lazy. GET UP! I wanna drive!
2. Jon picked up his camera this month. FINALLY! That sexy piece of metal and glass....oooo I miss the seductive sound of the shutter so much. I call that SLR my BMF (Big M___ F___) , shhh.....don't tell Jon. I know he really wants a new one now, some Digital piece of crap, HEY! i prefer old skool! Chicks dig that retro stuff!
3. Jon got himself really burnt in Bali okay he had fun but I DID NOT! Why did he not take any pictures of the hot Japanese Babes?????? okay that receptionist was cute, so why no clearer pic? all he took was a lame ass darkshot!
4. Jon actually allowed the cancellation of his SCV sports channel. Loser! Now he can't watch Liverpool trash Newcastle lar!
5. Jon should just bid for his core modules and do three mods for next semester. Slack off a little and stop hanging out at the library cuz all the chicks are in Dentistry!
6. Spend less time online. loserish. Stop going Basheer and National Library, enough Kino and no Popular! That's all you did for the hols? Where are the hot chicks?
7. Can he just DON'T GIVE A DAMN to his grades and "cannot make it" cap score. Lousy than lousy lor.
8. Before he turns into a ball of lard, Jon needs to run more. Pretty loser of him to skip this year's marathon. So many pretty girls! wasted wasted....hai....
9. Jon found himself humming to "Sugarbabes-Push the Button" while running just now.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
10. Jon is a homophobe even though he denies it. He's okay with gays and all but the idea of it just makes his hair stand.
There! more dirty little secrets next time he gets semi-drunk.
posted by Jon at 11:04 PM
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