Chronicles Of HDB Dwellers.
My Bro and I were in the lift today when we detected this funky smell of puke. The stench smelt fresh and the floor was still wet and probably mopped not too long ago. It was at around 10am so we guessed it was most likely breakfast puke. I came up with a story inspired by traffic jams and bad breakfast. My bro says it sounds plausible, please note that all names of characters are made up. Xiao Ming is the standard chinese name I give to all my male protaganist in my F-grade chinese essays.
Xiao Ming and his parents woke up real early today at 5.30am. They were going to JB to celebrate the new year and wanted to avoid the hellish traffic jam on the causeway.
"Quick! Xiao Ming eat your breakfast!" Mummy says as she hands over a plate of sandwichs and Milo breakfast cereals to the 7 year old Rosythian (cuz i live opposite Rosyth Primary School). Xiao Ming rushes through and finishes his sandwich in three bites. He gobbles his cereal while playing the lastest version Pokemon on his Nintendo DS. All is completed in one fierce battle with a wild Charmander (cuz it's my favourite Pokemon) and Xiao Ming rushes to get his shoes on. He is the last to leave the house as their maid straps him up with his bag pack.
Mummy is waiting at the lift and so Xiao Ming runs to please the faux-Gucci decked housewife. While in the lift he lets out a cough but his mouth is closed. His cheeks start to swell and his eyes tell you he is running out of breath. The strong willed Xiao Ming cannot hold it any longer, the puke has over-floweth.
Whats goes in last comes out first.
The milo cereal
Then the sandwiches
and then the surprise cup noodles which Daddy let Xiao Ming try the night before without Mummy's permission. Tsk tsk
Daddy stops using his bluetooth headset and looks on with concern, Mummy wipes away the little bits of vomit on her Malaysian Guccci (with one extra C). Xiao Ming cries while Daddy begins to clean Xiao Ming's mouth off the noodle bits. They don't scold him, no, they are nice parents and being the good natured community caring couple, they call up the maid at home to mop up the place.
Poor Maria, she was gonna take a day break and enjoy herslef with her fellow off day maids at Lucky Plaza. All dressed up in the standard jeans and t-shirt, she sadly grabs the mop and forgets to get the bottle of Ajax liquid Soap. No wonder the lift still smells. She meets up with family at the lobby as she puts on a fake smile and waves off to Xiao Ming which she will definitely not carry his school bag to school anymore.
The End.
The Boy, The Puke and The HDB Lift.
Xiao Ming and his parents woke up real early today at 5.30am. They were going to JB to celebrate the new year and wanted to avoid the hellish traffic jam on the causeway.
"Quick! Xiao Ming eat your breakfast!" Mummy says as she hands over a plate of sandwichs and Milo breakfast cereals to the 7 year old Rosythian (cuz i live opposite Rosyth Primary School). Xiao Ming rushes through and finishes his sandwich in three bites. He gobbles his cereal while playing the lastest version Pokemon on his Nintendo DS. All is completed in one fierce battle with a wild Charmander (cuz it's my favourite Pokemon) and Xiao Ming rushes to get his shoes on. He is the last to leave the house as their maid straps him up with his bag pack.
Mummy is waiting at the lift and so Xiao Ming runs to please the faux-Gucci decked housewife. While in the lift he lets out a cough but his mouth is closed. His cheeks start to swell and his eyes tell you he is running out of breath. The strong willed Xiao Ming cannot hold it any longer, the puke has over-floweth.
Whats goes in last comes out first.
The milo cereal
Then the sandwiches
and then the surprise cup noodles which Daddy let Xiao Ming try the night before without Mummy's permission. Tsk tsk
Daddy stops using his bluetooth headset and looks on with concern, Mummy wipes away the little bits of vomit on her Malaysian Guccci (with one extra C). Xiao Ming cries while Daddy begins to clean Xiao Ming's mouth off the noodle bits. They don't scold him, no, they are nice parents and being the good natured community caring couple, they call up the maid at home to mop up the place.
Poor Maria, she was gonna take a day break and enjoy herslef with her fellow off day maids at Lucky Plaza. All dressed up in the standard jeans and t-shirt, she sadly grabs the mop and forgets to get the bottle of Ajax liquid Soap. No wonder the lift still smells. She meets up with family at the lobby as she puts on a fake smile and waves off to Xiao Ming which she will definitely not carry his school bag to school anymore.
The End.
posted by Jon at 9:53 PM
1 Comments:
Great blog!
I really enjoyed looking over your last post. Pet peeve #1 - People with a cellphone plastered to their ear while trying to drive. Don't they realize all they have to do is go to www.bluetoothbargains.combluetooth wireless get a bluetooth wireless and make driving alot easier for all of us. Soon laws will require it! Well, keep the great posts coming and I'll be back to check it out.
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