Friday, August 17, 2007

The one about Teh Tarik, Goddess of Mercy laser eye beam and other nongsense


Teh Tarik, originally uploaded by jonolist.

in Penang, a midday break consist of Teh Tarik. I wonder why i never saw any chinese do a teh tarik, its just Teh to them.....damn i still miss "not sg".


Speaking of Penang.....




???, originally uploaded by a leaf of....

this picture is weird, so weird.

taken at the largest temple complex/ money making enterprise in Penang. note weird looking/ kawaii horoscope statues and dog enslaved park bench. Man I had a hard time not laughing and making lame references (think merlion in sentosa but goddess of mercy with laser eye beam)

courtesy of Jiayu from qmark!



of NONGSENSE

There's no point in telling yourself you lack sleep, the time wasted on bitching about how little sleep i had for the past one week could be better spent blogging or doing what you bitch not having enough of. Which marks the birth of this bout of random nongsense.

Weird picture jumping thingamajig

Please go try clicking on this button . No worries its not a virus, but think of it as how this blog would look like if your drunk. works best on large screens.

The actual javascript code for this is

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From techdo.com

If I Was Drunk
OMG i would so wear this shirt when I order macs or when forced to eat lousy food in school. When having lousy economical rice (oxymoron stall name, not cheap at all) I'll wear this Anthony Bourdain one, dedicated to their sweet sour pork.

From http://www.neighborhoodies.com



Check out this toothbrush. It has a curved back on the head so that it redirects the falling water (fallingwater...geddit? hur hur hur) from the faucet to create a water cooler like fountain for rinsing....damn smart lah. I bet all you archi people who still maintain dental hygeine will want one of these....and that means i want ah



found in swissmiss (originally from crib candy)

mother looc videos you should really watch

people in church and others would slam me for showing you this but really we should listen to what....heck, its really cool go watch, lyrical coolness, its pure class from the guys who brought you Thous Shalt Always Kill, Dan Le Sac vs. Scoobius Pip - Letter from God



and after hearing that it felt like i was asking every question i asked in church and got sighed at for.

on a lighter note
This is so friggin cute!!!! I love the Keepon! if you guys in Korea are reading this please ferry to japan and steal one of them for me.
Keepon dancing to Spoon's "Don't You Evah"



Watching that video is like reading a Murakami story sans classic literature or 60's music references but interspersed with cute creatures of bubblegum kawaii proportions dancing to techie like beats.

so there you go, now carry on you you silly architects, churning concepts upon concepts which according to you were based on historical axises or scientific references, recollections of past memories and experiences but eventually just end up being a string of words transformed into lines that somehow don't always seem to be coherent in reality even though they started off from there.

1 Comments:

Blogger Transformer Tan said...

oh you dun know meh? Tat's all we do. Just some of us are more successful at scamming ppl than others...

10:58 AM, August 17, 2007  

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