Is Your iPod Fake?

If you have any of the following iPods i suggest you tie a rock to it take a drive down Macritchie and feed it to the turtles there. What utter nonsense am i talking? Some of these actually look good.

with photoshop? yeah macs handle
photoshop better anyway

this one looks urmmm "creative"?

tetris, nice....but where's the slam
bricks down button?

it just says "look i got an iPod" (and got duped)