Friday, April 04, 2008

OF STUDIO BABE OF THE WEEK!!!

yo yo yoyoyoyo!!!!!
seh meh sang seh meh sang !!!
什么上! 什么上! 什么上!
wassup!


THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!

STUDIO BABE OF THE WEEK!!!!
JENG JENG JENG!

*dah dah dah dah! *dah dah dah dah!
(cues techno music) um zi um zi um zi um zi

say say say say SAYYYY! this week's hot studio babe of the week won her opponent, the beautifully endowned (eyebrows) Thomaso by a landslide victory. This has nehber occurred before in SBOW showdowns evar lor. I'm very excited to have this week's SBOW grace this blog! say say say

*adopts fake chinese accent

大上 (big up) for the ever chio fish tank DDS mei nu! DAH hottest studio Babe of the week XINJIA!!!!!! XINJIA!!! XINJIA!!!



Xinjia is a half jambu minah, half ah lian, half girl next door, half geek candy which mathematically makes her two times hotter than your usual studio babe of the week.

the Bedok girl (where all hot minahs live) loves her ah bengs, kuai kias, biker kias, designer geeks, justin timberlakes and pharrels. so if you the average joe too bad ((sorry joe, but no worries your not average) .
And like every dream studio babe she can CAD and sing a mean hokkien gua while watching america's next top model. and thats without sleep for two days!

here's a photo for you guys to place on your desktop next to your autocad window


XJ makes guys tremble with her power hair as she walks past the studio corridors. She looks good so effortlessly, even the cute sight of her nodding off in class is powerful enough to make the strongest of 1:5 construction models shudder.

In her free time, the mysteriously single XJ likes to rollerblade (yeah hurrr), cook (yeahhh hurrr), loves OASIS (%%&$#&! yeah hurrr!!!!) and watch korean drama (not so yeah hur but some guys think its yeaaahhh hurrrrrr), so if your viewing this post in your little DDS cubicle at 3am in the morning with photoshop and archicad running in the background you better start getting an active lifestyle (and watch korean guys do silly things to win the hearts of sassy korean girls, while bankrupting their samsung of a father's fortune).

oh yeah and she drives damn fast too, Initial XJ style. and if you "qie" her lane listen in awe as she goes lyrical breaking down the hokkien encyclopedia of anger in 10 seconds. yaaa hurrrr

Ladies and ah bengs this weeks SBOW is teh bombz!

you can view XJ's totally hort blog at WeeD

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stay tuned for more SBOW's
special thanks to Tiff of http://cold-rain.blogspot.com for the totally hot (sszzzzz) photos of XJ.

oh xinjia: YI GE ZHI!! MINNNNGGGG!

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