the one about optimus prime
i was planning to blog about banh mi and ca phe sua da today but i just watched transformers and IT TOTALLY KICK #@%ing ASS!!!! OPTIMUS PRIME yayness!!!!! Out-$#^ing-standing effects, i don't get why the reviewers in Straits Times gave it two stars, clearly they got no childhood...anyhoo screw their two stars, this movie deserves 5 upon 5 ALLSPARKS.
I so need to see something transform now. Cheesy lines and sappy love songs are so 1980s coolness man!!! They kept the transforming sound and corny puns like the old times. I feel so good now...*does the trasnforming sound* chuu chuu choo chom chom and when i was taking a bus home today i was thinking.....wah lau what if this SBS bus suddenly transform?
It'll be a decepticon with yellow stripes and dark red armour. There will be a ring around his nose that looks like a handle bar. Its special skill would be to boost the ezlink tap card sensor power and discharge a emp like wave but this wave will do more than just disable electronics. It will deduct money out of your ezlink card till it blanks out and cause harm to human beings (and their wallets). It also has blaster on one hand that can freeze things with a fierce pulse of air , like those uncontrollable aircons they have on the bus. But fear not for we know that such a decepticon has picked a lousy man-made object. In due time it will be worn out, vandalized and be ripped off by people who don't pay and a chewing gum will jam its gears and eventually it'll just breakdown in the middle of the highway and dispense free rides. An autobot comfort cab will come save the day at that very moment and the freedom of all sentient beings will be saved...chom chom chom chom..*cue in sunset scene by the merlion statue with jon and some hot vespa girl making out on a comfort cab with its blue light on*
you can roll eyes right about...wait ..wait...now
p.s. i did some research..turns out the voice of Optimus Prime was Peter Cullen, the guy who did the original voice for Prime back in the cartoon days and he did tonnes of voice overs for other cartoons too, GI Joe, Voltron, Dark Tales, Chip and Dale and hmmm should i even say this?.......*Thomas i think you shouldn't read what i'm gonna say next*
Peter Cullen was also famous for being the voice of EEYORE in Winnie the Pooh, omg! yes he did all the movies too!
I so need to see something transform now. Cheesy lines and sappy love songs are so 1980s coolness man!!! They kept the transforming sound and corny puns like the old times. I feel so good now...*does the trasnforming sound* chuu chuu choo chom chom and when i was taking a bus home today i was thinking.....wah lau what if this SBS bus suddenly transform?
It'll be a decepticon with yellow stripes and dark red armour. There will be a ring around his nose that looks like a handle bar. Its special skill would be to boost the ezlink tap card sensor power and discharge a emp like wave but this wave will do more than just disable electronics. It will deduct money out of your ezlink card till it blanks out and cause harm to human beings (and their wallets). It also has blaster on one hand that can freeze things with a fierce pulse of air , like those uncontrollable aircons they have on the bus. But fear not for we know that such a decepticon has picked a lousy man-made object. In due time it will be worn out, vandalized and be ripped off by people who don't pay and a chewing gum will jam its gears and eventually it'll just breakdown in the middle of the highway and dispense free rides. An autobot comfort cab will come save the day at that very moment and the freedom of all sentient beings will be saved...chom chom chom chom..*cue in sunset scene by the merlion statue with jon and some hot vespa girl making out on a comfort cab with its blue light on*
you can roll eyes right about...wait ..wait...now
p.s. i did some research..turns out the voice of Optimus Prime was Peter Cullen, the guy who did the original voice for Prime back in the cartoon days and he did tonnes of voice overs for other cartoons too, GI Joe, Voltron, Dark Tales, Chip and Dale and hmmm should i even say this?.......*Thomas i think you shouldn't read what i'm gonna say next*
Peter Cullen was also famous for being the voice of EEYORE in Winnie the Pooh, omg! yes he did all the movies too!
posted by Jon at 11:23 PM
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