Friday, May 05, 2006

Nothing is wrong

And so tomorrow I vote and here's how I think there really shouldn't be any change in my choice because nothing is wrong for the moment. Here are my reasons

1. Nothing is wrong with our education policies now. Not when half the population of NUS is giving part time tuition.

2. Nothing is wrong with the transport system now. Not when Bus fares are priced almost near taxi fares and you have to wait 30 minutes for 151.

3. Nothing is wrong with the economy. Not when we brag about our god-like powers which can control the price of oil. Damn even the US can't do that. We rock

4. Nothing is wrong with our HDB flats. They're a class of its own, 12 storey flats that don't stop on every floor, no other country can brag about that. No other tall building can inconvenienced their users in such a elegant gesture. Who was the friggin genius who designed it man? My middle finger kowtows to you.

5. Nothing is wrong with Singapore Soccer. Because it sucks so bad no one actually gives damn.

6. Nothing is wrong with Healthcare. Not when everyone likes to wait and queue up for five hours in an A&E to enjoy the aircon.

7. Nothing is wrong with our Military. Not when Mr Piano Man gets to skip Army with just a fine and many others go to jail for not applying leave. Its damn fair, Justice rocks.

8. Nothing is wrong with the media. Not when our newspapers dedicate one page on opposition and ten pages on everyone dressed in white. Its the fashion now, white is the new black.

9. Nothing is wrong with my GRC. Not when every five years I can change my location without moving house. I used to live in Marine Parade and now i live in Ang Mo Kio. In 2011 i guess I'll live in Hougang. How friggin schweet is that?

10. Nothing is wrong with our culture now. We have a casino, a larger turf club, more legalised gambling centres and the best show on earth "Eye for a Guy"

There everything rocks in my world now. Remember tommorow you cross-out the party you like don't put a tick. Because we are different we cross. this is so Rock my socks man

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

some links for u to make an informed choice. (and so i left ST out of the list)

http://paptalk.blogspot.com/ - if you want a subjective view of things

http://www.yawningbread.org - if you want an objective view of things

http://www.sgrally.blogspot.com - if you want a view of the present

http://www.wp.sg/ - if you want a view of the future.

7:02 PM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger Jon said...

thanks i read all of them...haha.

1:24 AM, May 06, 2006  

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